The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.744 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,717 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 316,556 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Borkmasterian selfishness, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, Bork City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 51,929^th in the world and 2,108^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 11.7 billion capita.