The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.901 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,808 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,991 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, chipped paint can see a building condemned, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 129,221^st in the world and 6,721^st in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,540.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.