The Republic of Caluriva is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 26 million Calurivan are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Calurivan economy, worth 1.18 trillion Calumions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,425 Calumions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", all the playground's a stage for Calurivan schoolchildren, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caluriva's national animal is the Meowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caluriva is ranked 141,726^th in the world and 234^th in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,724.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.