The Catgirls of The Aquila Collective is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God-Empress Madam Mrrp with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.582 billion Aquilans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of which is a huge estrogen factory. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aquilan economy, worth 214 trillion trillion Monis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,321 trillion Monis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Aquilans any less frightened, separate but equal doesn't include commute time, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Aquila Collective's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is super nerdy and hard to understand.

The Aquila Collective is ranked 299,424^th in the world and 549^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 4.69 Obesity Rate.