The Windswept Dreams of Arlizplot is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by lochy with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.537 billion Arlizplotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,116 trillion Arils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,932 Arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, party leaders aid loyal supporters in opposition strongholds with a simple "Good luck" message, and private surgeons have been told to cut it out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 325,338^th in the world and 562^nd in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -17.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.