The Matriarchy of Thereentanianstan is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Mother with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 776 million Thereentanianstaianiantanianstantaniantans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citietietiaetiolietittyoeliosiscity. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thereentanianstanianiantanianstantanian economy, worth 73.0 trillion Petals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 94,076 Petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, Mother reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is totally unknown. Thereentanianstan's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thereentanianstan is ranked 50,848^th in the world and 105^th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 77.17 on the Human Development Index.