The Free Land of Communiscience is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 221 million proletariats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Communisciencean economy, worth 7.45 trillion reáls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,718 reáls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communiscience's national animal is the Nautilus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communiscience is ranked 136,233^rd in the world and 89^th in Karma for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.86 kickbacks per hour.