The Fishi Factory of Pekichow is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Goat VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.612 billion Pekichowians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tidelia. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pekichowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Children a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,063 Children, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Pekichowian beach towns "the fine coastline", vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, Pekichowian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pekichow's national animal is the Cannibalistic golden retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Abandonment.

Pekichow is ranked 16,678^th in the world and 35^th in Karma for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,527.93 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.