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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 37thMost Patriotic: 38thLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th
The National Assembly of
Psychotic Dictatorship
By The People For The People
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Nationary

Population10.278 billion

CapitalNation City
LeaderNation Person
FaithNone

CurrencyNational Guilder
AnimalNational Beaver

The National Assembly of Nationary is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nation Person with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.278 billion Nationaryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nation City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nationaryian economy, worth a remarkable 7,291 trillion National Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 709,386 National Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nationary, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationary's national animal is the National Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Nationary is ranked 125th in the world and 1st in Karma for Highest Average Incomes, with 709,386.98 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 37thMost Patriotic: 38thLargest Information Technology Sector: 39thHighest Poor Incomes: 73rdMost Advanced Public Education: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thLowest Crime Rates: 115thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 123rdHighest Average Incomes: 125thLargest Agricultural Sector: 158thMost Corrupt Governments: 162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 163rdMost Secular: 173rdLargest Governments: 222ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320thSmartest Citizens: 329thMost Developed: 335thMost Influential: 351stLongest Average Lifespans: 355thLargest Black Market: 360thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 608thMost Valuable International Artwork: 714thHealthiest Citizens: 729thMost Efficient Economies: 1,183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,360thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,665thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,736thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,166thHighest Economic Output: 2,185thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,213thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,929thNudest: 4,254thMost Authoritarian: 4,992ndRudest Citizens: 7,349thMost Conservative: 11,063rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,599thLargest Mining Sector: 15,329thTop
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Most Stationary: 25,840thMost Extreme: 30,450th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government.
  • : Nationary endorsed The Ooga Booga Caveman of Vatafishalalalalala.
  • : Nationary was endorsed by The Ooga Booga Caveman of Vatafishalalalalala.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, people say chess victor Nation Person can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nationary, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.

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