The British lass of Whiskey Water is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Barley Oak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.901 billion Whiskey Waterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spirit City. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Whiskey Waterian economy, worth 62.4 trillion Barrels a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,814 Barrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A town hall is called each time a kid asks how far away the sun is, falcons are considered a delicacy, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whiskey Water's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Whiskey Water is ranked 111,379^th in the world and 115^th in Karma for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,206.76 Standard Monetary Units.