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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,193rdMost Cultured: 11,203rd
The Cult of Inverted Sky of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A person without sauce is lost
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Fexler Brews

Population1.647 billion

CapitalZinhleyiNtombizeNkosi
LeaderIngonyama
FaithThe Aethel Sky Coven

CurrencyFex
AnimalThousand Sunny

The Cult of Inverted Sky of Fexler Brews is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ingonyama with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.647 billion Brewsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZinhleyiNtombizeNkosi. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brewsian economy, worth 234 trillion Fexes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,672 Fexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nose plugs are the latest Brewsian fashion accessory, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Brewsian language, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Ingonyama's bedroom, and international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fexler Brews's national animal is the Thousand Sunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Aethel Sky Coven.

Fexler Brews is ranked 27,071st in the world and 36th in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,193rdMost Cultured: 11,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,088thSmartest Citizens: 12,306thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,134thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,059thMost Efficient Economies: 14,552ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,187thHealthiest Citizens: 15,986thLargest Governments: 16,082ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,586thLargest Retail Industry: 18,829thMost Secular: 18,935thBest Weather: 19,191stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,268thLowest Crime Rates: 27,071st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Ingonyama's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Brewsian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, nose plugs are the latest Brewsian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.

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