The Dominion of Crisis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander the Great II with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.396 billion Crisitts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hadjno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crisisinian economy, worth 362 trillion Hakkles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,818 Hakkles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 500,899 per year while the poor average 13,581, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crisis's national animal is the Grub, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worshippers of the Bountiful Sky.

Crisis is ranked 294,553^rd in the world and 5,731^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 7.67 Atheism Rate.