The Underground Line of Otayo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ealing Broadway with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.606 billion Hainaults are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newbury Park. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Otayoan economy, worth 315 trillion West Ruislips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,205 West Ruislips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-West Ruislip mansions, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otayo's national animal is the Epping, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Central Line.

Otayo is ranked 55,413^th in the world and 3,087^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,551.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.