The Empire of Deustche is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 235 million Deustcheans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Deustchean economy, worth 12.3 trillion German Papiermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,444 German Papiermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, public urination is on the increase, justice is blinding, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deustche's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Deustche is ranked 148,968^th in the world and 1,435^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 868.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.