The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Salvor Hardin with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, humorless population of 40.893 billion Lovecraftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 7,214 trillion Zevons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,433 Zevons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, playing card suits are sold separately, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the Slark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Drinking Brains SA.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 311,061^st in the world and 3,686^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -529.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.