The Very Modern Major-General of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.798 billion Lovecraftians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 4,003 trillion Zevons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 125,889 Zevons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the Slark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Drinking Brains SA.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 223,665^th in the world and 5,956^th in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -34.29 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.