Population | 30.426 billion |
Capital | The Path of Glory |
Leader | Westwind |
Faith | Church of Westwind |
Currency | Fugit |
Animal | Coiled Snake |
The Delicate Sound of Thunder of The Gates of Delirium is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Westwind with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 30.426 billion Delirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Path of Glory. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.
The thriving The Gates of Delirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,344 trillion Fugits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,063 Fugits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, Westwind is worshipped as a god, oracles predict landslide victories for Westwind for the next 50 years, and chemically brainwashed citizens praise Westwind's name on an hourly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Gates of Delirium's national animal is the Coiled Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Westwind.
The Gates of Delirium is ranked 180,323rd in the world and 26th in The Watchtower for Most Stationary, with 77.1140478692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Gates of Delirium's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : The Gates of Delirium's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The Gates of Delirium's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : The Gates of Delirium relocated from Osiris to The Watchtower.
- : The Gates of Delirium altered its national flag.
- : The Gates of Delirium was refounded in Osiris.
- : The Gates of Delirium ceased to exist in The Watchtower.
- : The Gates of Delirium's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : The Gates of Delirium lodged a message on the The Watchtower Regional Message Board.
- : The Gates of Delirium's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Zero" to "Handshaker".