The Kingdom of Diznatts is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 674 million Diznattians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Diznattian economy, worth 79.5 trillion deezas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 117,906 deezas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,071,255 per year while the poor average 1,492, a ratio of 717 to 1.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", air purifiers fight smoke machines on Diznattian stage setups, unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Sacch Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diznatts's national animal is the South Diznattian Tarsier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diznatts is ranked 317,552^nd in the world and 325^th in Aesica for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.13 on the Kitten Softness Rating.