The Kingdom of Eduardo Aleixo is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 126 million Eduardo Aleixoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The strong Eduardo Aleixoan economy, worth 7.83 trillion Coroa Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,182 Coroa Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eduardo Aleixo's national animal is the Prairie Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eduardo Aleixo is ranked 40,237^th in the world and 541^st in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.