The Principality of Eghoo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Michael Sloup with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.748 billion Eghooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eghoo city. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eghooan economy, worth 823 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 143,224 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eghoo's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eghoo is ranked 289,441^st in the world and 73^rd in Thaecia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.