The Europeian Empire of Foril is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor of the Forilians with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.988 billion Forilians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronstaadt. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Forilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,829 trillion sokołies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,753 sokołies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Forilian schools, children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering, toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved, and the recycled air in planes is nauseating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foril's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is banned from existence.

Foril is ranked 421^st in the world and 1^st in Europeia for Safest, scoring 181.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.