The Iwonderwhatthisredbuttondoes of Naskralenistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bodeyse Lughi with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.902 billion Naskralenis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irislavia. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naskraleni economy, worth 183 trillion Freihalis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,669 Freihalis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Irislavia 'da Black Egols against long odds. Crime is totally unknown. Naskralenistan's national animal is the 'da black egol and its national religion is no global religion.

Naskralenistan is ranked 96,791^st in the world and 1,456^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 944.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.