The United Kingdom of Freviani is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Countess Doris Yoder with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.072 billion Frevianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nolchester. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frevianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,854 trillion Frevis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,767 Frevis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, bug burgers are extra crunchy, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Nolchester. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freviani's national animal is the dovedog, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Freviani is ranked 292,044^th in the world and 96^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.