The Nomadic Peoples of NewEndland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frost with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.851 billion NewEndlandans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storm Bay City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NewEndlandan economy, worth 877 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,840 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and corporate recruiters have adopted 'at least it's not government work' as their new catchphrase. Crime is totally unknown. NewEndland's national animal is the whelk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunia.

NewEndland is ranked 1,816^th in the world and 4^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,746.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.