The Kingdom of Naravit is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Theerakit K Lee with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.73 billion Naravites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangsakyuen. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naravitian economy, worth 407 trillion Jubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,334 Jubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Theerakit K Lee is a silly poophead, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naravit's national animal is the Permpoon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Peachayratism.

Naravit is ranked 136,412^th in the world and 42^nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 728.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.