The Federal Republic of Makka Pakka is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ignacy Skarbek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.138 billion Makka Pakkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gratów. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Makka Pakkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Rakanen koronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,793 Rakanen koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, structures are raised on promises, and rumor has it that Ignacy Skarbek has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makka Pakka's national animal is the White-tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kniewonian Catholicism.

Makka Pakka is ranked 121,223^rd in the world and 38^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,496.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.