The Republic of GodDamnBaguette is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Markiplier with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.799 billion GodDamnBaguettes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baguetto. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong GodDamnBaguettean economy, worth 115 trillion BGTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 64,210 BGTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GodDamnBaguette's national animal is the BlobFish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of the great Baguette.

GodDamnBaguette is ranked 275,178^th in the world and 164^th in Karma for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.