The Principality of Maleno is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Philippe I with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.403 billion Malenoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relaneo. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malenoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion Maleno dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,411 Maleno dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, Malenoan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime is totally unknown. Maleno's national animal is the Malenoan swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Maleno is ranked 14,517^th in the world and 21^st in Karma for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 77,326.23 Standard Monetary Units.