The Shadow of Introvert Hill is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Shade with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.069 billion introverts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rot. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient introverted economy, worth a remarkable 4,323 trillion selves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,905 selves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Introvert Hill's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mediocrity.

Introvert Hill is ranked 17,907^th in the world and 44^th in Karma for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 55.45 on the Kitten Softness Rating.