The Commonwealth of Greater Agnolia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Jacinda Ardern with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.038 billion Agnolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Agnolian economy, worth 874 trillion Agnolian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,586 Agnolian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Agnolian Dollar mansions, sick Agnolians are hair today and gone tomorrow, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Agnolia's national animal is the Red Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Agnolia is ranked 2,875^th in the world and 47^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 218 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.