The Constitutional Monarchy of Havesia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Tanaka Cipriano II with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.442 billion Havesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calides. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Havesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion Plutuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,694 Plutuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tanaka Cipriano II consults the market before choosing breakfast, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Havesia has found 6 easter eggs), and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime is totally unknown. Havesia's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Havesia is ranked 9,258^th in the world and 91^st in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 129,363.72 Standard Monetary Units.