The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a staunch environmentalist with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.379 billion Seranisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seranis Meadows. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seranisian economy, worth an astonishing 12,992 trillion serans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 367,238 serans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seranis's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fellowship of Leaves.

Seranis is ranked 288^th in the world and 4^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 194.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.