The Republic of Milanisca is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Milan with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.833 billion Milaniscans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascentious. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milaniscan economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Milaniscan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,601 Milaniscan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, Milan is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, the media seems excessively interested in what Milan is wearing this season, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milanisca's national animal is the Blue Albino Porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Milanisca is ranked 301,823^rd in the world and 316^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.