
| Population | 4.104 billion |
| Capital | Nekaia |
| Leader | Laronev Brashen |
| Faith | State Atheism |
| Currency | rupee |
| Animal | Greater Keelswan |
The Democratic Republic of Kagarin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Laronev Brashen with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 4.104 billion Kagarinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekaia. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kagarinian economy, worth 644 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,070 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, social order requires citizens to be afraid to ask questions, and billions of rupees are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagarin's national animal is the Greater Keelswan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Kagarin is ranked 22,802nd in the world and 30th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 157,070.33 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kagarin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Largest Retail Industry.
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Kagarin, billions of rupees are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in
Kagarin, social order requires citizens to be afraid to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in
Kagarin, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
- : Following new legislation in
Kagarin, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in
Kagarin, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
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Kagarin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic and Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Kagarin, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in
Kagarin, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
- : Following new legislation in
Kagarin, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Kagarin.



































