The Democratic Federation of Kaldu is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Senkurru bit Khamourabi with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.674 billion Kaldaens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babilim. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kashdu economy, worth a remarkable 1,910 trillion kaspus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 197,485 kaspus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Kaldu will pay them to stop, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaldu's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Annuakism.

Kaldu is ranked 2,770^th in the world and 34^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 724.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.