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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 260thMost Advanced Public Education: 339thMost Cheerful Citizens: 536th
The Fmr Grand Vizier of
Democratic Socialists
Part of the ship, part of the crew! YARRRRRR!
Kyp
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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KypsCrew

Population32.488 billion

CapitalParrot Bay
LeaderKyp
FaithPiracy

Currencydoubloon
Animalparrot

The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 32.488 billion KypsCrewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,150 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 127,751 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.

KypsCrew is ranked 72,895th in the world and 672nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 649.08714013952 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 260thMost Advanced Public Education: 339thMost Cheerful Citizens: 536thSafest: 1,448thMost Devout: 1,623rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,418thLowest Crime Rates: 2,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,690thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,828thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,350thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,369thMost Developed: 3,531stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,843rdHighest Economic Output: 4,479thLargest Governments: 4,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,311thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,520thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,979thSmartest Citizens: 7,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,663rdMost Cultured: 8,341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,175thBest Weather: 11,733rdMost Influential: 12,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,857thHealthiest Citizens: 13,971stHighest Food Quality: 14,357thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 25,526thMost Income Equality: 27,036th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 137th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 188th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 233rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 265th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 329th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Cultured: 420th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 566th in the regionBest Weather: 645th in the regionMost Stationary: 672nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 694th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 784th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 801st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 815th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 823rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 948th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
  • : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : KypsCrew was endorsed by The United States of Holmica.
  • : KypsCrew was endorsed by The Royal Crown of the Islands of Onberuwu.
  • : KypsCrew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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