Population | 32.488 billion |
Capital | Parrot Bay |
Leader | Kyp |
Faith | Piracy |
Currency | doubloon |
Animal | parrot |
The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 32.488 billion KypsCrewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,150 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 127,751 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.
KypsCrew is ranked 72,895th in the world and 672nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 649.08714013952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : KypsCrew was endorsed by The United States of Holmica.
- : KypsCrew was endorsed by The Royal Crown of the Islands of Onberuwu.
- : KypsCrew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Dragonian Alliance, Tethys 13, Arkadia Universalis, Infinitedeathville, Elthalion, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Cretanja, Kharostia, Onberuwu, and Holmica.