The Funny HaHa Republic of Here-We-Go is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Ernie Zanders with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.318 billion Here-We-Goans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dez-Nuts. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Here-We-Goan economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion Memes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 176,049 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

When it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain, the internet has been placed under government control, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, and the Here-We-Goan delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown. Here-We-Go's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God Dammit.

Here-We-Go is ranked 3,980^th in the world and 199^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 620.89 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.