The Popular council of Mycenaean United States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexandro Krokvitch with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.084 billion Mycenaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Mycenae. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mycenaeans economy, worth 351 trillion Mycenaean drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 69,199 Mycenaean drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, Alexandro Krokvitch's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mycenaean United States's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Mycenaean United States is ranked 41,600^th in the world and 624^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.17 law-abiding acts per hour.