The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal President Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.442 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Korean People’s Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,259 Korean People’s Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunification of Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Reunification of Korea is ranked 281,628^th in the world and 1,385^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 6.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.