The Senator of the Republic of Nelteberia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Booyah with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.606 billion Booyahnites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Booyahland. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Booyahnic economy, worth 171 trillion Lanks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,822 Lanks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, research into 'designer babies' is banned, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nelteberia's national animal is the Booyahnic Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Nelteberia is ranked 34,694^th in the world and 327^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.