The Star Trek Online of Nlhp is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Neil with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 19.937 billion Nlhpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise D. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nlhpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Zens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 53,952 Zens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nlhp's national animal is the Jax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nlhp is ranked 312,408^th in the world and 1,375^th in Europeia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.04 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.