The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.505 billion Naughts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 9,638 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 305,928 Bosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Precisely Nothingian restaurants, separate but equal doesn't include commute time, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches. Crime is totally unknown. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 1,032^nd in the world and 9^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,481.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.