The Undoubtedly Bestest Nation of Krinenia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Daimzi Elisa Sentura with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.285 billion Krinenis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krilyfokra. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krineni economy, worth 868 trillion Teril Ŧs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,173 Teril Ŧs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and doctors are in shock as hospitals go into cardiac arrest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krinenia's national animal is the Krineni Black Marlin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Daimzielisasenturaism.

Krinenia is ranked 21,019^th in the world and 150^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,442.52 Standard Monetary Units.