Population | 23.142 billion |
Capital | Bahmedag |
Leader | King Montebad II |
Faith | the Path of Oniton |
Currency | virtue |
Animal | dove |
The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.142 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onitonic economy, worth an astonishing 12,657 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 546,966 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and the last thing Onitonic soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Path of Oniton.
Merconitonitopia is ranked 1,143rd in the world and 40th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 355 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the last thing Onitonic soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Merconitonitopia's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Merconitonitopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Merconitonitopia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
World Assembly
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