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The Windmilluminati

Population5.729 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.729 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,616 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 222,906th in the world and 10,058th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -21.84 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 213thBest Weather: 236thLeast Corrupt Governments: 280thMost Influential: 357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 418thSafest: 426thMost Beautiful Environments: 521stMost Developed: 526thHealthiest Citizens: 527thMost Inclusive: 535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 542ndNicest Citizens: 557thLongest Average Lifespans: 591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 615thMost Secular: 638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 642ndMost Pacifist: 805thRudest Citizens: 838thMost Advanced Public Education: 908thLargest Welfare Programs: 910thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,164thSmartest Citizens: 1,241stLargest Governments: 1,407thLowest Crime Rates: 1,660thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,824thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,464thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,834thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,964thMost Efficient Economies: 5,437thHighest Average Incomes: 5,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,251stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,479thHighest Economic Output: 14,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,375thHighest Drug Use: 20,857th
Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 261st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 437th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 453rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 466th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 616th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 726th in the regionMost Stationary: 746th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 857th in the regionLargest Populations: 919th in the regionNudest: 995th in the region

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