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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thBest Weather: 274thLeast Corrupt Governments: 284th
The Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
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Economy
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The Windmilluminati

Population5.255 billion

CapitalHackney
LeaderQueen Juliana
FaithAgnosticism

Currencyplum
Animalgiraffe

The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.255 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,499 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, saying "don't do anything that Queen Juliana wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the TWBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 26,239th in the world and 814th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 586.1969859448 Days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thBest Weather: 274thLeast Corrupt Governments: 284thMost Influential: 321stSafest: 481stMost Compassionate Citizens: 488thMost Inclusive: 576thMost Developed: 598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 603rdMost Secular: 617thNicest Citizens: 625thMost Beautiful Environments: 642ndHealthiest Citizens: 643rdLongest Average Lifespans: 680thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 758thMost Pacifist: 831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 917thMost Advanced Public Education: 926thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,113thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,344thSmartest Citizens: 1,465thRudest Citizens: 1,559thLargest Governments: 1,648thLowest Crime Rates: 1,772ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,173rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,238thHighest Average Incomes: 6,345thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,829thMost Efficient Economies: 8,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,565thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,765thHighest Economic Output: 16,002nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionRudest Citizens: 95th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 401st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 419th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 494th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 689th in the regionMost Stationary: 814th in the regionLargest Populations: 952nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the TWBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, saying "don't do anything that Queen Juliana wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Queen Juliana's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.

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