The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.692 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,347 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,569 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 254,714^th in the world and 1,959^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 158 billion Standard Monetary Units.