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The Windmilluminati

Population3.626 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.626 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 621 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,307 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 883rd in the world and 55th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.75 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thMost Influential: 398thBest Weather: 565thLeast Corrupt Governments: 600thSafest: 875thMost Developed: 883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 889thMost Compassionate Citizens: 961stMost Secular: 1,019thMost Inclusive: 1,028thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,110thNicest Citizens: 1,229thHealthiest Citizens: 1,255thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,392ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,516thMost Pacifist: 1,517thRudest Citizens: 1,525thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,058thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,299thSmartest Citizens: 2,344thLargest Governments: 2,799thLowest Crime Rates: 2,987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,010thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,184thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,827thMost Efficient Economies: 9,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,196thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,878th
Best Weather: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 146th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 340th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 383rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 402nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 427th in the regionTop
Nudest: 591st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 594th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 780th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : The Windmilluminati was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, glamping Windmilluminati won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 312 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Wilkshire, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Dar es Saalam, Central Ryal, Spartoptia, Azzarel, New Lakemba, Amauri, Chukstik Illahi, Sundred, Cinnibar, Vincone Cae, Breduria, Bananaaaaa, Amerian States, Amestris-Britannia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Choistan, Daiz, Calamazo, Babacar, Newpromisedland, Blackphir, Arimbia, Omnistria, BrightFutures, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Selfgradatude, Felpolandia, Federation Terra Australis, United Draconia, Holy Oranz, Free Culture, and 262 others.French Bananastan, Aroa, North Bratislava, Cloydicia, Kolorland, Camarthen, Kasazzastan, Kelvaros Prime, Sunto, North Armatas, Bojacks and Jills, Prydania, New Bremerton, Necromonia, Former English Colony, New Austra, New Pruessen, New Chilokver, Neo Colorado, Sunaiya, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Fizban, Changjo, Sil Dorsett, Steraz, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Ateala, Kuveria, Karazan, Frances Francis the First of France, Kubrostavsria, Kalimora Aire, Highton Islands, Kanlidia, Lemonbiscuits, Partax, Diodone, Outer Egorniand, Neo Hungarica, Zumlandia, Kyrianian, Orven, Panama Coalition, Ostrolia, Rosewood-, Dreadton, East Supple Lund, Analomink, Detrivania, Unsophisticate, Dicko, East Wushen, Napnomadia, Dopeland420, Cool game nation, Phoronu, Pavlikstan, Bearical, Orenmark, Kulgatha, Longsword01, LostLegion, Dylanana, Pinguioris, Pleroma Sans Romans, Plumas, Potatolandium, United States of Americanas, Vexilia, Old Emporia, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, United States of Medford, Hong Kong Empire, Velon, Utopotia, Black Templares, SORT, Soviet Terran, Pasargad, Empy, Guyomartand, Habanan, Lunallian, Haor Chall, Ozstan, Xentherida, Venezuelia, Nuova Belgica, Yukti, Ninjak30, Maott, Mariadne, Mazuri, Magorostan, Montarc, General COE, Minuda, Mesherica, Manticore utopia, Moose repupblic, Phualand, Odrinia, Revolutionary Sealand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Discipled, Torakuen, The Most Freedom Ever, Western Vapia, Indiana Hoosier nation, Gilakistan, Itallitopia, Humptalumpta, The Austro Germanic Union, Warsaw-Halicz, The Gamer Party, Jasminlandia, Walter Jackson, The English Alliance, Heminaw, Wooleystan, Wunderstrafanstalt, Sea Ghost, Holy Marcus Empire, Republic remmnant, ZimRobwe, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Thoven, Zupla, Willifusland, Lower Nubia, Zokk, The Serdey Islands, JAOECW536, Moubarakistan, New Phyrreus, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Olympian Unions, Heken, United Asgardian States, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, Marxist Luxembourg, Helix Labs, Tianqing, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Northern Glory, Buckerino, Fantoa, Esplandia, Dadastan Archipelago, Hrysos, Pradovnia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ieprus, Fengate, Asgardira, Fascist Democracy, Guer Aike, Island States of Skelldia, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Ainsworth, Elgaland-Vargaland, Jefffliu, Atain, Rogue 1880, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Get Away From Me, Niradans, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Q w e r t y, Egalico, Solmetria, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Trillius, Angwayster, Rydeum, Unimaginable Doom, Brettenia, Viridiann, Victoriaans Nederlands, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Ikea Rike, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Alpinea, Antityranicals, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Astrind, Cobrakia, Xzavia-Hjar, Orado, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Debussy, Penrith, Runeda, Utopicican, Juggernautilus, The Tampa Bay Rays, Concordare, Seenvorland, Sockmanland, Dramanian, New Flos, Duerrlewang, Makersaulache, Cuyan, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, Warcaa, U S Eh, The Stratosphere Islands, Alusten, Ponantine, Racoda, Wisconsota, Calsolato, Gnomewatchers, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Potestasia, Kaschovia, Eteles, Ecronentia, United Western Federation, Tachycardia, Angshire, Miruma, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, Prevaland, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Serendipita Martia, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, United Anglo-America, and Opstan.

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