The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.607 billion Windmilluminati love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,295 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 338,360 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Queen Juliana's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 308,860^th in the world and 4,698^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 4 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.