The Tsardom of Nukerida is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Konstantin III with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.16 billion Nukeridans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vevoritsa. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nukeridan economy, worth 336 trillion Luvkas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,456 Luvkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Nukerida, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nukerida's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam and Orthodox Christianity.

Nukerida is ranked 69,988^th in the world and 511^th in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,763.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.