The Commonwealth of Pulopulo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 3.51 billion Pulopuloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulopulo. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pulopuloan economy, worth 366 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,344 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All guns must be registered, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulopulo's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pulopulo is ranked 23,598^th in the world and 239^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.