The Commonwealth of Pulopulo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.653 billion Pulopuloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulopulo. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pulopuloan economy, worth 381 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,494 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, every workday begins with group therapy, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Pulopulo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulopulo's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pulopulo is ranked 314,474^th in the world and 1,256^th in Europeia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.67 on the Bus Surprisal Index.