The Empire of Vicoria is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.571 billion Vicorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vicorian economy, worth 611 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,361 marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vicoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vicoria is ranked 26,591^st in the world and 221^st in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,844.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.