The Fourth Solaric Union of Bursken is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Artor Dvistik with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.144 billion Solaric Citizenry enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treskon. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burskenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Stavs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,307 Stavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bursken's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kadores.

Bursken is ranked 220,613^th in the world and 903^rd in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 393.15 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.