The Oversized Cellulose Fibre of Quazian Nations is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vitora Maito Kondrea with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.856 billion Quazans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zailem-Heassono. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Quazani economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Allogyms a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,142 Allogyms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vitora Maito Kondrea's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quazian Nations's national animal is the Sachan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quazian Nations is ranked 7,207^th in the world and 229^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 239,142.9 Standard Monetary Units.