The Sovereign Sword of Teralyon is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by ɐuɹɹ∀-ɐɹɹoǝʇs∀ unᴉɹɹǝ┴ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, humorless population of 20.274 billion uÉá´uoÊŽlÉɹÇâ´s are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oʌǝɾɐɹǝ┴. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teralyonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,058 trillion plɐɹǝɯƎs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,175 plɐɹǝɯƎs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and oʌǝɾɐɹǝ┴ has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teralyon's national animal is the ǝlƃɐƎ uǝploפ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teralyon is ranked 5,833^rd in the world and 94^th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 146 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.