The Swifty of Teralyon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ɐuɹɹ∀-ɐɹɹoǝʇs∀ unᴉɹɹǝ┴ with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.092 billion uÉá´uoÊŽlÉɹÇâ´s are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terajevo. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teralyonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,008 trillion Emeralds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,332 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, and uÉá´uoÊŽlÉɹÇâ´s incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teralyon's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teralyon is ranked 5,173^rd in the world and 80^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.71 law-abiding acts per hour.