The Technocracy of The Dark Crusaders is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General-Emperor Lucifer with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.596 billion Crusaders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradizna. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blessed economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion Ethereums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 391,103 Ethereums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The giant 80-storey carving of General-Emperor Lucifer in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the question of 'what is General-Emperor Lucifer's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark Crusaders's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Fanatic atheism.

The Dark Crusaders is ranked 290,968^th in the world and 7,102^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -784.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.